Keep Calm and Carry On

So, the bag has been on the washing line for a week now. It's been washed twice.

It still smells of cat's piss.

It breaks my heart to do it, but I may have to throw it away. I really liked that bag. Everyone said they liked it and three of my friends went out and bought the same bag in different colours. (Just call me the trendsetter. Go on, no-one else will.)

Plus, I spent twenty five pounds on it. Actually, that could be the main reason I liked it so much. I always convince myself into really liking stuff I spent too much money on. That then provides me with some feeble justification for my extravagance.

Still, it hasn't been all doom and gloom. Which makes a nice change, I imagine you'll be thinking.

Yeah. I found my Radiohead albums yesterday. I hadn't been able to locate them for at least a year. I was on the verge of buying them again! Which would have made the third time for The Bends - I lost my first copy and had to replace it a couple of years ago.

So, you can guess what I'm listening to right now...

Yup. Linkin Park.

I beg you not to ask.