Keep Calm and Carry On

My head hurts.

Annoyingly enough - it isn't even because I had a good time last night. Maybe I haven't been wearing my lenses enough or something, so have strained my eyes.

Maybe it's because of my Fucking Broken Bed (which is its official name now) and the stupid posture I now have to sleep in, giving me a crick in the neck.

Whatever, painkillers aren't helping.

I've established it isn't caffeine deficiency. Whenever I get headaches for that, two cups of strong coffee sort it. Not so, today.

Isn't nicotine lack - cos I've been smoking like a bitch.

Oh - and did I say? I got a spangly cigarette rolling machine. So I can have cheap fags (cos my lovely lovely parents sent me a ton of rolling baccy) without the hassle of rolling them.

Whatever is causing my headache, make it stop! Now! Someone, please!

I think I'm about to reach the stage of vomiting my guts up from the pain. Then attempt to wrench my head off just to stop it.

I should probably go.