Keep Calm and Carry On

So, does anyone have a decent immune system they're willing to trade with me?

I'm looking for one that won't let me get flu every three months but will still allow the odd illness through so I can have some time off work occasionally.

In return, I'm offering my own. It's shit.

But hey! You get to slack off work quite frequently, so I'm sure there's someone out there it would appeal to.

As you may have guessed, I'm ill again. I've looked over my past entries and I think this is the third time I've had flu since I started this diary. And that was only in October last year.

Should I be worried by this?.

But what really annoys me is that all the remedies seem to be based on lemon. And I hate lemon. The only acceptable form of lemon is in Smirnoff Ice.

Or you get that disgusting Beecham Powders. The one with all the herbs that tastes like you've decided to suck water through an old teatowel.

I think I'm going to go back to bed and lay moaning piteously under the fan.